(in 1896 , in transylvania , a recently married couple walk in to their home , and the bride gets out a sword)
woman : for my brave knight
(the man presents a flute)
(the man and the woman hug) (20 years later , in 1916 , the couple is asleep when their suddenly catches on fire , and the man wakes up)
man : mina , kids
(the man finds his 3 daughters in the corner of their bedroom , cowering , and they and their father escape the house , but the woman , named mina is nowhere in sight , and the man has tears in his eyes)
man : mina (sees the reason behind the fire , a group of villagers) they , they did (his sadness turns to anger , as he falls to his knees) YOU MANIACS , YOU BURNED IT UP , AH , DAMN YOU , GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELHEIM
(the girls comfort their father)
(100 years later , at the watterson house , richard comes in)
richard : hey everybody , i got a new job
gumball : really
darwin : what is it
richard : i am a real estate agent , oh , and i just got my 1st client , in transylvania
Gumball: oh, cool, could I be an assistant?
Darwin: and maybe I could be second assistant?
richard : i don't know if you all are ready
Darwin: uhm, well, I found a secret door way under the stairs. . .
Anais: were just not ready k?
Gumball: *sigh's* ok, tell us all about it when you get back! :)
richard is about to leave for his client, but the kids do a puppy stare*
Richard: pack your bags
Nicole: i'm coming too
Gumball: you sure mom, this is dad we're talking about here
Anais: who cares
Darwin: good point
Gumball Darwin Anais Nicole and Richard: ROAD TRIP
nicole gumball darwin and anais pack their bags and go with richard*
they make it to the place soon*
Gumball: here we are
Darwin: the castles a bit creepy
Gumball: I know 0-0
richard : well , this is where the client lives (to the driver) thanks for the lift
driver : any time (heads off)
they go to the door*
Richard: *knocks on the door* hello? are you home sir?
darwin : sir
richard : yeah , mr. renfield said the client was a man
(the door opens , and the wattersons walk in)
richard : hello
(a man is seen on the top of the stairway)
richard : you must be my client
man : indeed , you may call me count dracula
richard : richard watterson
(dracula sees the other wattersons)
dracula : i did not think you were bringing guests
richard : neither did i , but the kids gave me the puppy eyes
dracula : well , i must say i'm surprised (sees nicole) is this your wife
richard : yes
dracula : you are a very lucky man
nicole : i'm nicole
dracula : oh , and a lovely name too (kisses nicole's hand) (to the kids) and who might you be , young ones
gumball : i'm gumball
darwin : darwin
anais : anais
dracula : well , my daughters would like you all very much (to richard) they really like it when boys come over
richard : anais does too
dracula : (to nicole) you know , you remind me of my late wife , she was lost in a fire that destroyed our 1st house , but now , it seems as if i am looking right at her
nicole : really
dracula : you have her eyes
(dracula's daughters come in)
dracula : oh , just in time , everybody , i'd like you to meet my daughters , lucy , mina , and elizabeta
(the girls walk up)
mina : (to gumball) well , aren't you a cute 1 (strokes under gumball's chin)
Gumball: uhm, thank you.
Darwin: who are you?
Gumball: uhm, thanks mina.
Gumball: hi, these are our parents, Nicole and richard.
Anais: yep, were visiting for quiet a while
Nicole: you girls look nice.
Richard: yeah, very good looking.
lucy : thank you
mina : i can tell we're gonna enjoy your time here (kisses gumball's hand)
Gumball: so, you like dodge or dare?
mina : excuse me
mina : nevermind
dracula : say girls , why don't you take the kids in to the den while the adults and i get down to business
elizabeta : yes father
(dracula , richard , and nicole go upstairs with dracula , and the girls take the kids to the den)
in the den*
Gumball: nice den.
mina : thank you
lucy : say , can we interest any of you in a foot massage
darwin : well , we have been on our feet alot today , why not
(the kids sit down , and the girls massage their feet , mina massaging gumball , lucy massaging darwin , and elizabeta massaging anais)
Gumball: ah, this acually feels good. . . kind of awkward that they took of your shoes and socks.
Darwin: eh, I'm a fish, the massage is still good
Anais: ^ ^ it really feels good.
elizabeta : thank you , we learned everything we know from our mother
Darwin: that's cool ^ ^
lucy : i know
mina : oh no , i just remembered , lucy and i lost our favorite bracelets , i think they rolled under that dresser over there
gumball : i'll go look (goes to the dresser and kneels down to look for the bracelets)
lucy : (to darwin) you'd better help him
darwin : ok (goes over to darwin and also kneels down)
gumball : we can't see anything
mina : oh , just keep looking , we can wait
Gumball: *feeling around for them with Darwin* you got them?
Darwin: no, do you?
mina : oh , it's ok , we've got all day
anais : don't you think they should've found them by now
mina : (whispering) i'll let you in on a little secret (whispering softer) we don't really have bracelets
anais : (whispering) really
lucy : (whispering) yeah , this is just a prank
mina : (whispering) we've pulled it on dozens of boys
elizabeta : (whispering) they have
mina : (whispering) it works every time
Gumball: sorry couldn't find them, but I found this ball of yarn. . . *starts playing with it helplessley* meow :Big eyes:
Darwin: dude, quite it we have to find their bracelets.
lucy : oh , we're fine with you guys having fun while you're looking
their looking all over for them while having fun*
mina : i love it when boys come over
lucy : me too
elizabeta : of course you do
mina : come on , we all know how you get when children come over
elizabeta : that's different
Gumball: where else to look?
mina : how 'bout underneath that cabinet over there
they look under*
(lucy and mina stare at them while they do it)
Gumball: where could it be?
Darwin: I don't know, I'm still looking.
mina : it's ok , take your time , boys
they keep goin*
(lucy and mina continue staring)
they find a secret way behind a bookcase*
Gumball: oh a secret passage way, maybe this leads to the missing bracelets.
they go down the secret passage way too look for the bracelets*
elizabeta : oh , i wouldn't go there if i were you
(lucy and mina stop them)
Gumball: why not? your bracelets might of been left somewhere in a secret room or something.
Darwin: yeah, it could be as easy as it was finding a stranger in a basement we didn't know we had in our house.
Gumball: yeah, don't you want us to find them?
lucy : i have my doubts they're down there
Gumball: well I don't think you've looked down their have you?
elizabeta : none of us really go down there , even dad doesn't go down there
Gumball: well how would we know if it's down their or not if we don't go down their?
Darwin: we have flash lights you know. . .
elizabeta : look , let's just not go down there , ok
Gumball: *gasps and turns to darwin* dude I think their hiding a super dark secret down their or something, I wonder what it could be.
Darwin: WHOA, your probably right, lets go!
Gumball: WERE GOING DOWN ANYWAYS *they run down looking for any secret they maybe keeping them from with their flashlights on*
elizabeta : NO YOU'RE NOT (stops them)
mina : now now , guys , there's no need to fight (to gumball and darwin) look , we just shouldn't go down there , we don't know what's down there , and i don't think any of us wanna find out (to gumball) oh , by the way , nice pants
Gumball: uhm, well thanks *has a plan to find out with darwin when their not alone*
elizabeta : you'd better not have any thoughts
Gumball: no heh heh, I have no thoughts, anyway's were gonna continue to look for your bracelets somewhere else.
anais : look , gumball , darwin , i know what you're thinking , and you shouldn't be snooping around , these girls said they've never been down there , besides , it's not polite to eavesdrop
GUmball: ok, but were still gonna see their secret! they probably have some dark secret int here!
elizabeta : we already told you , we don't ever go down there , besides , it's nearly 7:30 , it's nearly dinner time
Darwin: ok, we'll continue looking for your bracelets now
mina : oh , we're over those things , but thanks though (kisses gumball on the cheek)
Gumball: oh, ok *blush's*
they go and have dinner*
richard : ok , i'm just gonna need you to sign here , here , and initial here
(dracula signs the spots)
richard : ok , congratulations , carfax abbey is now in your possession , and (gets a paper cut) ow , well , that was unexpected
(dracula sees the cut , and moves closer to richard when he wraps his finger in a hanky)
richard : it's ok , i've got a hanky
dracula : well , it's dinner time
(later , at dinner)
(elizabeta comes in with the main course)
elizabeta : allow me to present a old family recipe , passed down through our family for generations , the red ruby , what we do is take a whole turkey and we shove tomatoes in it , it's that easy
dracula : and i already have your drinks (gives cups of wine to richard and nicole , and cups of cider to the kids)
Gumball: a turkey?
Darwin: is it Thanksgiving already?!
elizabeta : no , this is just a family recipe
mina : oh , you almost forgot the secret sauce (hands elizabeta a bottle of blood laced with sleep medicines)
elizabeta : oh yes , (pours it on the wattersons' food) we save this stuff for visitors
nicole : is it some kind of tomato juice
lucy : oh , let's just say it'll be a sleeping experience for you all
(darwin sees a sword on the wall)
darwin : nice wall display
dracula : you have a good eye , young man (goes over and takes it off the wall) this sword belonged to vlad the impaler himself , my wife gave it to me after our wedding , she was a descendant of vlad
richard : i didn't know you were skilled with broadswords , count
dracula : eh , sometimes , i practice
gumball : can 1 of us see it
dracula : certainly (hands it to gumball) just be careful
(gumball unsheathes the sword)
gumball : hey darwin , check it out (does a pose) i am samurai
darwin : my turn (takes the sword) i steal from the rich and give to the poor (gives it back to gumball , who points it at dracula , who suddenly has a episode , knocks gumball over , takes the sword and points it at him)
dracula : NOT SO FUN WHEN THE DRAGON HAS THE SWORD , NOW IS IT
gumball : dude , we were just playing
(richard gets up)
richard : stop
(dracula calms down and resheathes the sword)
dracula : my apologies , i have a bit of a temper (puts the sword back on the wall) , ever since i lost my wife , i've been very protective of my home
nicole : we totally understand
Gumball: yeah, wait, what did he mean by " a sleeping experiance for us all?"
Darwin: . . .probably nothing
gumball shrugs it off
nicole : (to dracula) say , do you want my drink
dracula : i never drink wine
richard : well , i don't know about you guys , but i'm feeling tired , like , more than usual
(later , after dinner)
elizabeta : well , it's getting late
gumball : goodnight
(mina playfully slaps gumball's butt)
mina : goodnight
Gumball: yeah *blush's* goodnight*
they go to bed*
(later that night)
(dracula and the girls come out of their room)
dracula : ok , they're all asleep , now our plan can commence
(the girls sneak in to the kids' rooms , mina in to gumball's , lucy in to darwin's , and elizabeta in to anais')
(dracula stands outside richard and nicole's room and raises his hand)
dracula : nicole , awaken and arise
(nicole does so)
dracula : now walk to the door
(nicole does so , and opens it , and dracula picks her up and carries her to his and the girls' room)
dracula : you will be my bride throughout eternity , we'll share the endless passion of immortal love
(in darwin's room , lucy quietly sneaks to darwin's bed and bites him)
(in gumball's room , mina almost bites gumball when he wakes up)
(in anais' room , elizabeta almost bites anais when she opens her eyes for a brief moment)
Anais: hey! what's going on here?
in Gumball's room*
Gumball: dude did you almost bite me?! what's going on huh?
Mina kisses Gumball on the lips*
Mina: one last kiss before taking your blood *opens her mouth back up and prepares to bite Gumball, but misses*
Gumball: AAAAH *runs and tries to wake darwin up* DARWIN WAKE UP
Darwin: *wakes up* AAH, what's goign on?
Gumball: MINA TRIED TO BITE ME
(mina comes in)
mina : i'm sorry to do this , gumball , i really did like you
(darwin holds gumball in place)
Gumball: 0-0 ok, go ahead then I guess. . .
(anais comes in)
anais : HEY , GET AWAY FROM MY BROTHER
(mina hisses at anais)
Gumball: let her do it ANAIS, it's worth it, I'll be free when I'm bitten!
anais : ARE YOU CRAZY
Darwin: yes, but don't worry she'll bite you next.
anais : i feel like i don't even know you 2 anymore
darwin : you're looking at a whole new me (hisses)
anais : WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO DARWIN
mina : he is now 1 of us
gumball : then , that means
lucy : yes , me , my sisters , and our father , are all vampires
(richard suddenly walks in)
richard : hey , do any of you know where the (notices what's going on) nevermind
gumball : DAD , DRACULA AND THE GIRLS ARE REALLY VAMPIRES , AND THEY'RE GONNA MAKE A MEAL OUT OF US
richard : i had the same dream
elizabeta : it's no dream , lump (hisses)
richard : IT'S REAL , WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH NICOLE
lucy : oh , our father is about to make her his eternal bride
Gumball: we won't let you
Darwin: to bad. . .
gumball : you are no longer my brother (kicks darwin away , and he , along with richard and anais , run out , and head in to dracula and the girls' room , just as dracula is about to bite nicole , making her his eternal bride)
dracula : ah , you are just in time , the marriage is about to begin
richard : sorry , but this marriage has been nulled (attempts to belly flop dracula , but misses)
dracula : if that's all you got , i almost feel sorry for you
(gumball jumps toward dracula , but dracula avoids this as well , then grabs gumball by the throat and lifts him)
dracula : arrogant mortal , you are in my world now , and you will never leave this room alive , i will destroy you , and then , i will possess she who you love the most , and there is not a single thing in the world you can do to stop me
(gumball bites dracula's hand , and dracula releases him , but then steps on gumball , pinning him to the floor)
dracula : for that , you will watch while with your beloved mother , i consummate our marriage
GUmball: NOO *trying to escape*
(dracula attempts to bite nicole once more , but is stopped by richard , who does another belly flop , but dracula shapeshifts in to a bad just before richard can do it)
dracula : i bet you didn't know i could change shape too , right (turns back to his original form)
Gumball: what's your deal anyway
Dracula: humanity is my deal, boy
Richard: what have we done to you
Dracula: humankind took my wife away from me , and now it's their turn to suffer
Anais: it's you, you're the reason Transylvania's population has diminished over the last 99 years
Dracula: you humans are all the same, with you buck toothed grins, and your short pointy ears, i wish i had started the war directly after you took my wife from me
Gumball: who you calling human's though? I'm a cat, Darwins a fish, my mom's a cat, Dads a bunny, and anais is a bunny. . .
dracula : humanoid 1s , so by default , you all are official humans , my wife was a human too
Gumball: ok, I see your point, but your not getting away with this! *attacks him and scratch's him all up*
dracula : it's your kind who won't get away with taking the love of my life away from me
Gumball: why is your eyes red? shouldn't you be named CRACK-ula? heh heh X3
dracula : funny joke , for somebody who's life is about to end (shapeshifts into a lion)
(dracula pounces gumball)
dracula : your time is up , brat
Gumball: NU UH YOUR TIME IS UP . . . *bites*
(dracula returns to his original form)
dracula : you little twerp
Gumball: HEH HEH *throws cigars at him*
dracula : oh come on , you're not gonna stop me with paper sticks
GUmball: *brings out A STAKE* I was kidding, NOW FOR THE REAL DEAL TIME TO DIE EVIL SPAWN OF THE DEVIL YAAAAAAA *tries to stab him in the chest*
(dracula grabs gumball's wrist)
dracula : call me a spawn of the devil , will you , well , you're dead wrong (takes the stake)
Gumball: *gasps* DUDE, that was supposed to kill you! *tries taking it back*
dracula : you think you're smart (stabs gumball in the leg with the stake) satan is a false being
Gumball: OW MY LEG AHH DX
(the coach driver from before comes in)
dracula : ah , you're just in time , take these fools to the dungeon
coach driver : yes sir (grabs gumball , darwin , richard , and nicole , and drags them to the secret entrance from before , opens it , and throws them in a cell)
dracula : now , if you'll excuse me , it's time for me to catch my boat to carfax abbey (shuts the door) (to the coach driver and darwin) keep a eye on them
(the coach driver and darwin nod as dracula and the girls head out)
Nicole: weird, I thought, we were gonna get married, he's oddly handsome
Richard: NICOLE DX WHATEVER HAPPENED TO OUR RELATIONSHIP
anais : nevermind that , we have to find a way to get out of here and find dracula before he takes over the world
Gumball: and how do we escape?
anais : i don't know , but we'll figure something out
voice : it's no use
(the wattersons turn around and see a little girl and her baby brother)
girl : we've been here for 5 days , there's no way out
anais : you've never met me before , i always figure something out
gumball : she does
Richard: it's true, she's the genius :3
girl : those people seemed so nice , though , especially the oldest of those girls
nicole : elizabeta
girl : yeah , her , she gave me and my brother kisses and pinched our cheeks
gumball : yeah , those guys were nice to us too
anais : the girls even gave me and my siblings foot massages
richard : and that dracula seemed like a proper gentleman
nicole : we didn't find out about their true intentions until it was too late
Darwin: I'm sorry for all that guys, it's my fault.
gumball : oh , shut up you traitor
anais : yeah , you can't think any of us will trust you now , do you , i mean , how stupid do you think we are
Darwin: ok. . .
(dracula and the girls are at a dock , and they find a boat heading for london and board it , and as the boat sets sail , dracula and the girls slay the crew , feed on their blood , and dracula takes the wheel of the ship)
(meanwhile , back at the castle)
(the coach driver and darwin enter the cell)
coach driver : i think it's time for our lunch
(darwin and the coach driver hiss and attempt to feed on the wattersons , the girl , and her brother)
they try to attack back*
anais : guys , the door
darwin : oh no you don't (hisses)
they stop darwin but they go otu the door*
(as the wattersons and the siblings go out , nicole shuts the door with darwin and the coach driver in the cell)
Gumball: ok. . .now lets find dracula
they go look for Dracula while Gumball has the stake*
(meanwhile , at carfax abbey)
dracula : well , this is it , our new hunting grounds , jacques and fishface must have their hands full
(meanwhile , back with gumball and the others)
(they find the dock that dracula and the girls left for london from)
anais : yeah , dracula's been here , there's bloodstains on the docks
Gumball: where could he be now?
richard : i'm guessing carfax abbey , he purchased it
they go to that place*
(meanwhile , in london)
(at the insane asylum , mr. renfield sr. is in his cell when a doctor comes in)
doctor : renfield , you're free to go
renfield : really , thanks (heads out , and the doctor comes out , and shapeshifts , revealing himself to be dracula) count dracula
dracula : the 1 and only , and i understand you are a high priest of the order of the dragon
renfield : indeed i am
dracula : well , i have a proposition for you , i'd like you to become my servant
renfield : it would be my honor
(meanwhile , the wattersons and the siblings arrive in london)
Gumball: well here we are *they look for dracula*
richard : i never realized how big london is , we're gonna have a harder time than i thought looking for them
Gumball: yeah, DARN THAT VAMPIRE
anais : well , the best way to find him is if we split up , (to nicole) you go north (to richard) you go south (to gumball and the girl) you go west , and i'll go east
they split up looking for him*
(a while later)
anais : anybody find him
gumball : no
nicole : no
richard : negative
Gumball: . . .maybe we can enjoy it here and keep our eyes out for him. . .
anais : well , it is getting real late
they go to bed in a hotel*
richard : maybe if we're lucky , he'll come to us
nicole : i doubt he even knows we're alive
anais : even if he does know , and that's a big IF , we couldn't be able to find eachother anyway
Gumball: ^ ^
anais : gumball , we're trying to find him , remember
gumball : yeah , i remember , we'll continue in the morning , though
the next morning they continue*
richard : ok , new plan , we ask around town
(richard comes across a woman on a bench)
richard : eh , excuse me ma'am , would you happen to know where carfax abbey is
woman : i do indeed sir , just take a left turn on main street , go 5 streets up , and you're there , oh , and if you reach big ben , you've gone too far
richard : thank you (goes back to the others) guys , i know where carfax abbey is , i wrote the directions down
they follow the directions*
richard : this must be it
they look around their for dracula*
Gumball: Dracula, we found you. . .
(dracula comes out)
dracula : you're alive , unbelievable
Gumball: we escaped, the warden and darwin are in the cage now.
dracula : i always figured something like this would happen some day , but anyway , you are too late to stop me , soon , this entire city will be mine for the taking , then the world
Gumball: we'll see about that *raises out the stake from his pocket and stabs him hard in the chest*
(dracula shapeshifts into a bat before gumball can stab him)
Gumball: DARN IT
dracula : try staking me now , mortals (flies off)
Gumball: quick, we need some garlic and some cannons to shoot them out of at him!
they get his weaknesses*
(the girls come out)
mina : miss us
Gumball: . . .I kind of had feelings for you Mina, so yes. . . .
Richard: I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE GUMBALL DX
mina : i did too , it's too bad we have to waste you
Gumball: well if your wasting me, your coming with me! *takes her hand and holds it tight not letting it go*
mina : um , i'm flattered by your offer , but unfortunately , you can't waste me if i waste you
Gumball: we'll be wasted together if I keep holding you *holds hand tight*
mina : that's not how it works
Gumball: well how else would we die together?
mina : why are you so interested in killing me , apart from the fact that i'm dracula's daughter
Gumball: cause I Love you, and we should die together if I'm getting wasted, do you have any other ideas?
lucy : um , we wouldn't hurt our own sister
mina : but since you wanna spend time with me , can you do this 1 thing for
gumball : sure , what is it
mina : can you turn around and bend over
gumball : um , ok (turns around and bends over) um , why am i doing this
mina : no reason (stares at gumball)
Gumball: uhm, i don't get it, are you looking at my underwear like panties?
mina : oh , you caught on , well , since you asked , i'm not exactly looking at your underwear
Gumball: then what are you looking at? my sexy butt?
mina : pretty much , and i'm loving every moment of it
Gumball: heh sing baby got back if you want *twerks in front of her*
(mina's eyes widen , and she sticks out her tongue)
mina : this is a dream come true
Gumball: yep, I'm here all day till death.
anais : uh , gumball , i know you're having a moment , but we do have a situation here
Gumball: ugh! fine! but still, if I'm dying, I'm STILL gonna die with her *tries to attack dracula*
mina : aw man , i was just about to touch it
dracula : don't play with your food for too long
Gumball: I'm not her food, I'm more like the boy of her dreams Dracula! *keeps trying to stab him*
(mina blushes , and dracula grabs gumball by the throat once more)
Gumball: *tries to escape*
richard : hey wait a minute , i just realized something , it's daytime , how come none of you are dead
dracula : that only works in movies
Gumball: well you guys are weird, thats just what I was wondering too, but not you mina, your beautiful.
dracula : do you even know who you're dealing with
Gumball: duh! I know who you are, I'm not stupid! *beats dracula up and throws garlic at him*
dracula : is this a joke (takes a garlic bulb , and eats it) i even dip it in leftover blood
Gumball: VAMPIRES ARE SUPPOSED TO HATE GARLIC
dracula : if i was allergic to it , maybe
Gumball: i don't get it :I
dracula : you said vampires are allergic to garlic , well , that would depend on who either me or 1 of the girls bit , if said person was allergic to it
dracula : oh , by the way , i'd like you all to meet a old friend of mine (lights a large torch , and all at once , a building is sliced down the middle , and when it falls over , the wattersons see a giant wielding a sword) wattersons , moertahn , moertahn , wattersons
moertahn : i'm going to break you all
Gumball: don't you mean murder? cause were not statue's you know that?
anais : ARE YOU SERIOUSLY WORRYING ABOUT GRAMMAR RIGHT NOW
Gumball: I get ya Anais, but this guy's getting the wrong words.
moertahn : i said it that way on purpose , fool
dracula : this guy and i have a long history together
moertahn : we are blood brothers
Gumball: blood brothers, not buying it.
dracula : we've sworn loyalty to eachother
Gumball: ok, if you say so.
dracula : we met when we were 10
Gumball: hmm. . . *tries to stab his freind to death just to make him cry like a baby*
(the knife bends when he tries)
Gumball: DARN IT IT's not WORKING
(moertahn raises his sword to kill gumball)
moertahn : so long , weak minded fool
Gumball: WAIT *grabs Mina* now, KILL US BOTH
moertahn : i'm not hurting the daughter of my dear friend
mina : but since i'm here (touches gumball's butt) i've waited the whole time to do that
Gumball: *shrugs and blush's*
nicole : nobody's messing with my family , NOT THIS DAY
nicole attacks him with her best attacks*
(richard belly flops elizabeta and lucy)
mina : HEY , NOBODY MESSES WITH MY SISTERS (tackles richard)
they attack more*
(moertahn raises his sword once more)
nicole : oh no you don't
Nicole blocks him and attacks him more and distracts him*
moertahn : you are worthy adversaries , but the fight is ours
the battle continues*
dracula : humanity will fall this day
Gumball: NOPE *attacks more*
moertahn : you're just delaying the inevitable
they attack him harder*
dracula : you're only making it harder on yourselves
Gumball: nah you are.
they attack harder and harder*
(moertahn throws a bus at the wattersons)
gumball : HIT THE DECK (he and the other wattersons duck)
Gumball: YOU MISSED
moertahn : you were just lucky that time
they attack more*
(elizabeta sees the girl and her brother)
elizabeta : hey , i remember you
Gumball: huh? you rember them?
elizabeta : i'm sure she's already told you the story
girl : only part of it
dracula : that's right , we killed their parents and drank their blood , but we decided to let those 2 marinate a while
elizabeta : that's it , that's all you have to say
Gumball: well I mean YOUR GONNA DIE *kicks*
moertahn : that didn't hurt
Gumball: does nothing hurt you?
moertahn : you and your family are tiny
(elizabeta walks to the girl , who cowers)
girl : please don't drink my blood
(elizabeta kneels down and strokes the girl's hair)
elizabeta : don't worry , i'm not going to hurt you .... yet
mina : oh great , here we go again
lucy : 3 , 2 , 1
(elizabeta kisses the girl and her baby brother on the cheek , then fondles the girl's cheeks)
mina : are you done
(elizabeta kisses the girl on the cheek again)
elizabeta : i love children
(dracula crosses his arms)
dracula : oh boy
richard : is she like this all the time
lucy : only when little children come to visit , especially little girls
mina : the day before this girl came along , some other girl came to the castle , and when dad decided it was time to feast on her and her family's blood , we didn't get elizabeta's help
dracula : it's true
dracula : the worst part is that it takes forever to get her to help
Gumball: serves you guys right
lucy : oh , she still takes part , but it takes a while
(elizabeta bares her fangs)
dracula : then again , we might be lucky this time
they attack them more*
(the girl cowers)
(elizabeta prepares to bite the girl)
gumball tries to save her*
Gumball: do you have a weakness dracula? what is your weakness?
dracula : how stupid do you think i am
Gumball: I don't know, like what? you die in the dark then? or, your allergic to i don't know, Baggettes or something?
dracula : ok , first off , that's dumb , and second off , i can be up night and day , obviously
Gumball: well how does that even work? aren't you just a human if you don't die from day or night? are you just a guy pretending to be a vampire or something? i don't get it :I
dracula : i can shapeshift and drink blood , can't i
Gumball: yes, but if your a real vampire you would die from light or dark
Anais: sorry, he probably watched to many vampire cartoons.
dracula : well , i'll have you both know i'm 148 years old
Gumball: ok then . . .will you give us a moment?
they discus ideas to figure out his weakness*
(anais suddenly remembers seeing a falcon in transylvania and in london , then looks and sees that same falcon perched on a branch)
anais : why is that falcon following us everywhere
Gumball: hey, Dracula, did you notice that falcon was following us everywhere?
dracula : oh , he's been around ever since my marriage to my wife
they continue to try to figure out what his fear is*
(the girls attack them as they plan their strategy)
Gumball: not now girls, were trying to figure out away to get dracula freaked out
elizabeta : we know , that's why we're doing this
mina : sorry gumball , nothin' personal
(mina kisses gumball on the cheek)
mina : i still like you , it's too bad you have to die
(richard raises a stake , and the falcon attacks him)
Gumball: *keeps trying to stab dracula*
(the falcon attacks him before he can , buying dracula enough time to turn into a bat and escape to a nearby tree)
Gumball: how do we distract him so that we can actually kill him?
falcon : anybody who tries to mess with my son has to answer to me
Gumball: ok *stabs him with a stake*
(the falcon gets out of the way before he can stab him , then he turns into a man)
wattersons and little girl : what the
man : that's right , i am hveðrungr , but you humans know me as loki
Gumball: why were you following us?
loki : as i said before , anybody who tries to mess with my son has to answer to me
dracula : and as i said before , he's been with me ever since my marriage to my human wife
(loki knocks gumball away , and shapeshifts into a bat and flies off)
loki : good luck , my son
Gumball: draculas your son? ok. . . *keeps trying to stab him*
(dracula grabs gumball's wrist)
dracula : i thought he already told you
Gumball: *stabs him with a stake*
(lucy stops him before he can do it)
Gumball: UGH, LUCY
lucy : nobody messes with my family
Gumball: *tries to stab her before he can stab dracula*
dracula : NOBODY MESSES WITH MY DAUGHTERS (grabs a tree branch and beats gumball with it)
Gumball: *grabs it* DUDE, you think I'm gonna cry pathetically like falling off a bike from trying to ride it? well YOUR DUMB *tries to stab him with stake hard*
(lucy gets in the way at the last minute , and takes the hit instead , and dracula's eyes begin glowing blood red , and he turns to loki)
dracula : father
loki : yes
dracula : take renfield and the girls , and go somewhere far from here
loki : ok , let's go girls
dracula : renfield
(renfield comes out)
renfield : yes master
dracula : you're going with the girls
renfield : yes master
(loki , renfield , and the girls leave the area)
moertahn : if you need me again , i'll be in jotunheim (leaves the area)
(dracula turns toward the wattersons)
dracula : you have destroyed my daughter .... you will be destroyed (starts vibrating , then sprouts wings and a reptilian tail with a arrow shaped tip , then horns grow on the back of his head , and his skin turns blood red , and he develops reptilian hands and feet , then grows to at least 30 feet tall , he has turned in to a dragon , and after his transformation is complete , he roars)
Gumball: so your just mad i destroyed her? well i only intended to get you! she just got in the way IDIOT, *grabs out sword and prepares to stab him in the heart*
(dracula grabs gumball in his fist)
dracula : NOBODY MESSES WITH MY FAMILY (roars in gumball's face)
Gumball: DUDE, i just told you, she MADE me do it, MADE!!! *tries to stab*
dracula : I DON'T CARE (squeezes gumball)
Gumball: ACK, STOP SQUEEZING ME
dracula : alright , I'LL DRINK YOU DRY INSTEAD
(the little girl cowers , and nicole holds her)
Nicole: Your going down!
dracula : you're dead wrong , i'll let you all in on a little secret .... this is the form i was in when i had my 1st taste of human blood , in fact , this is the 1st form i ever shapeshifted into
dracula : that's it , you're not gonna say anything else
nicole; . . .ok, you've convinced me, what happened
dracula; it was about a year after the death of my wife, i had just recently moved into the castle, i was writing in my journal 1 night when i heard villagers at the front door, looking to kill me, i had remembered what humans had done to me the year before, and rage built up inside me, and i tapped into my shapeshifting abilities, and took on the form you see before you, and i went out, and slew those villagers 1 by 1, getting my 1st taste of human blood during it all, and as i turned around to return to the castle, i happened upon the corpse of 1 of the villagers i slew, the sounds of all of the villagers running and screaming as i killed them, inspired and compelled me, i hated them, i wanted to hurt more of them, but i only had those villagers, so i took that 1 villager's corpse into my fist, and pinned him to 1 of the castle towers with an iron spike, as a symbol of my great power, it was then that i decided, i had tapped into my destiny, and my destiny was to get back at the human race for what they had done to my beloved wife
Gumball: sooo, what is that supposed to tell us?
dracula : were none of you listening
Nicole: I was.
Gumball: I don't get it
dracula : well , the age of man is over anyway
Gumball: . . .what does that mean?
dracula : ok , ya know what , you all are getting on my nerves , so (snatches anais and the little girl and her baby brother , and flies off , and a pack of wolves comes out and attacks nicole and richard)
nicole : KIDS
(a wolf bites nicole)
richard : we've gotta get our kids back
nicole : and the new 1 and her brother
they venture out to find them*
(the wolves follow not too far behind)
(in a barren landscape)
(dracula lands near a hill)
dracula : now it's time for you all to get drank dry
nicole and richard continue looking for the kids*
Richard: where could they be now?
nicole : i don't know , but we can't look all day , let's just ask if anybody has seen them (walks up to a random guy) excuse me sir , have you seen a dragon carrying 3 children and a baby flying through here
guy : well , i saw something fly over here
richard : what direction did they go
guy : i think it went north
(a bus passes by , and richard and nicole get on it)
nicole : take us that way (points north)
(the bus drives in that direction , and the wolves follow)
gumball : well , you wanted us dead , so what are you waiting for
dracula : 1st , i'm gonna let you marinate a while , and make you suffer (walks toward another hill , and presses on a rock , and a hidden door opens , and dracula walks in as the door closes)
(inside , dracula heads toward a small camp)
dracula : greetings , my followers
man : our lord has arrived
gumball : lord
dracula : kids , meet the order of the dragon , they're a cult dedicated to worshiping me , (whispering to the kids) though to be honest , i don't really need it , but it's nice that there are some humans not out to kill me (puts the kids down in front of the followers)
priest : hello , children
anais : so , is it true you all worship this guy
clansman : that's right , if we do as he says and live up to his standards , he will grant us a place in his kingdom
(some armed guards come out and grab the kids)
dracula : take them to the torture chamber with the others
(the guards obey , and the kids are brought to a large room , in which other people are imprisoned , and the guards shut the door)
Gumball: well, now what?
prisoner : it's too late to do anything
Gumball: . . . or we could figure something out, you know.
prisoner : kid , they kept me here for 10 agonizing months
voice : they kept me here for 6
(the kids look over , and see a pregnant woman)
woman : i was just leaving from my gender test when they took me
prisoner 1 : they locked us in here , and they hardly feed us , these people are heartless
anais : well don't worry every1 , you won't be in here for long
Gumball: well, when you water breaks, push . . .
woman : thank you for your advice , young man
(anais gets on to a nearby rock)
anais : attention prisoners , i know you all have lost your hope , but now is the time to regain that lost hope , if we all work together , we can stand up to count dracula once and for all , and end his reign of terror , the time to fight back is now , it's time to throw away your feelings of hopelessness , and stand together to save mankind
(the prisoners cheer)
prisoner 1 : that's 1 spirited girl
gumball : tell me about it
Anais: Lets do this!
they go on to escape*
(they all break out , and the cult members attack them , and dracula flies in , and laughs evilly)
dracula : foolish mortals , you thought a few inspirational words and planning would change these people , look at these blank hopeless faces , their spirits were broken a long time ago , oh , but you still believe in them , how sweet , they're a waste of your energy little girl , you've failed
(a prisoner throws a rock at dracula's eye , and the vampire growls in anger)
dracula : SHOW NO MERCY
(the cult members continue their assault)
prisoner 1 : for the human race , ATTACK
(the kids and the other prisoners carry out their own attack , and dracula flies out)
dracula : they won't last more than 3 seconds
(the bus pulls up , and richard and nicole get off , and dracula shoots a fireball at the bus , destroying it)
dracula : you're alive , unbelievable
(the wolves catch up)
dracula : oh , just in time , destroy
(the wolves attack richard and nicole)
gumball tries to get the stake in draculas chest once more*
dracula : you're alive too , i see
anais : our friends are taking care of things
dracula : well , you're just in time to bare witness to the deaths of your beloved parents
(the wolves continue attacking richard and nicole)
the kids try to save them*
(a wolf bites gumball's arm)
gumball ignores it and furiously tries to pry them off of them*
dracula : NO , YOU HAVE FAILED ME (breathes fire at the wolves , incinerating them)
richard : he , he's psycho , he just wasted his own allies for no reason
Gumball: yeah, what's with that dracula?
dracula : in conflict , the winner is prepared to do what the loser is not
Gumball: again you just wasted the wolves that would have killed my parents. . .
dracula : they should've accomplished the task by now , but they didn't
Gumball: still, those things were your allies
Dracula: i would've killed them eventually anyway
Gumball: *gets closer and closer with sword behind back* ok, your insane though *draws out sword suddenly and stabs the dragon dracula in the heart as quickly as he can*
(a priest from the order of the dragon suddenly comes out and grabs his wrist before he can kill dracula)
priest : i don't think so
Gumball: seriously? Guu Smiley a preist this time? *slices the preist in half with his sword then resumes in stabing Dracula in the heart*
(dracula whips gumball with his tail)
dracula : you gotta step up your game
(the prisoners come out of the door in the hill and attack dracula)
dracula : oh , this is getting too much fun (battles the prisoners)
(the pregnant woman and the other prisoner come out)
gumball : hey , it's those people we net in the cell
woman : hello
prisoner 1 : (to richard and nicole) you must be these kids' parents
richard : yep , well , the girl and the baby , we just recently met , anyway , i'm richard
nicole : i'm nicole (to the pregnant woman) are you this guy's wife
woman : no , we met down in the cell , those people from the "order of the dragon" killed my husband the day they took me prisoner
Darwin: *hiding in the bush's waiting for the right moment with the guy he was locked up with*
Gumball: heh, well look at that, your kind of not the only one who had a spouse killed, only her HUSBAND was killed.
woman : really
Gumball: yeah, really.
(the woman groans in pain)
prisoner 1 : what's wrong
woman : i think the baby is coming
(in the other part of the area , dracula has defeated a handful of the prisoners , and is about to feed on their blood when she hears the woman's screams)
dracula : hmm , seems that 1 prisoner is going in to labor (puts the prisoners down) i'll deal with you apes later , i must take the baby when it's born (flies over to the others) hand over the woman
gumball : not now
dracula : too bad , i plan on taking that woman's baby , and making it my heir
Gumball: *growls and screams with a demonic voice at dracula that he got from his mother* YOU STAY AWAY OR I WILL RIP YOUR LIMBS OFF AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR *SS *turns to the lady* come on, push! you can do it!
[ Darwin and the guy sprin into action and they attack Anais, but the little girl throws a rock at the coach driver while gumball helps the lady ]
Nicole: wait, Darwin?
Richard: that other guy from the cage?
Darwin: THAT'S RIGHT AND NOW IT'S TIME TO DIE
Gumball: CAN'T TALK I HAVE TO HELP THE LADY
Anais: there has to be an antidote somewhere to bring the real darwin back! *attacks the villans* but I'll fight the bad guy's first *fight's them with rocks*
Gumball: ANAIS SHUT IT, * back with lady again* come on, your almost their, PUSH
soon the baby is born*
Gumball: congrats *takes quickly and cleans it and puts blanket on it* don't worry I won't let Dracula take you, it's ok
Anais: since when do you know all that stuff?
Gumball: enought talking MORE FIGHTING DRACULA, I'll hold the baby
dracula : doesn't matter , your race will fall eventually anyway , and it's too late for your fish friend , he is now 1 of us (to darwin) now finish the job
darwin : yes , master (attack gumball)
anais and the watterson parents attack them*
dracula : (to gumball) ya know kid , you remind me of vincent van helsing
gumball : vincent van helsing
dracula : 1 of those "vampire hunters" from the 1900s , i defeated him and drank his blood , but he'll go down in history as 1 of the greatest warriors i've ever faced , and therefore , he has my respect , though i'll still talk shit about him every chance i get
Gumball: I kind of figured it would be cause I have the demonic voice from my mom.
dracula : um , what does that have to do with the vampire hunter i have respect for
Gumball: I don't know, I just thought it would.
dracula : i guess i can sort of see why mina likes you
dracula: ya know , my wife was also named mina
Gumball: really? so you just named your daughter after your wife?
dracula : exactly , so we call her junior
Gumball: cool but DIE *stabs sword through heart of him*
(dracula smacks gumball before he can stab him)
Gumball: . . .don't make me cut off your limbs.
dracula : like i'm afraid of a mere child
Gumball: Hm, what ARE YOU AFRAID OF, BESIDES THIS *tries again to stab him in the heart*
dracula : is that a joke
gumball : yeah , that was stupid
(a woman rushes up to dracula)
woman : YOU KILLED MY ANGEL , YOU'RE DEAD
dracula : mommy can't help him now (laughs evilly)
woman : YOU MOTHERF***ER , YOU'RE DEAD , F**ING DEAD
(dracula grabs the woman in his fist and drinks her blood)
anais : (to dracula) you see what pain you've caused
gumball : who was that
cult member : that was mrs. harker , her son johnathan was among dracula's most recent victims
dracula : hm , johnathan , he was 2 foot 4 , and had 2 marks on him , 1 on his cheek , and 1 on his neck , i remember johnathan , he was 1 of my favorites
Gumball: . . .marks? Wait, I SWEAR i had him!
anais : excuse me
dracula : ok , you're all wasting my time , so i'm just gonna take the baby , and be off to destroy the human race
Gumballl: NO *takes the sword*
Dracula: quick witted aren't you, but you've forgotten, i'm the king of vampires
Gumball: so? we can still beat you
dracula : unlikely
(a semi truck pulls up , and renfield and the girls get out)
dracula : just in time
renfield : master , i am here , master
(loki , in the form of a dragon , flies in)
Gumball: . . .WELL WE'LL DEFEAT YOU, JUST WAIT
(mina walks up to gumball)
mina : miss me
Gumball: heh heh
loki : ok , (to dracula , elizabeta , and the members of the order of the dragon) we'll all deal with these mortal fools
mina : is it ok if i deal with gumball here
dracula : ok
(dracula , loki , elizabeta , and the order of the dragon attack the other wattersons and the prisoners)
Gumball: *takes hand* I'm still going out with you, incase you have forgotten. . .
mina : i'm glad you still like me , and i still like you too , but i can't let my father down , by the way (pulls out a camera phone) i found this camera in 1 of your bags , tell me , when did you find time to make this (turns on a video titled "underpants dance")
(in the video , gumball is standing in front of the camera in his underwear)
gumball : (in the video) this is for all you creeps out there , creep on this (sticks his butt in the camera , then twerks) creepin' like a creepa , creepin' like a creepa
mina : i've watched it 72 times already , and loved it more and more each time
Gumball: 0////0 ya know, I'm not even gonna get mad, I'm just flattered you like that.
mina : i figured you would be , mr. butt
Gumball: heh heh, ok, whateves~Heart
(mina turns gumball around and stares at his butt)
Gumball: . . .uh, ok :3
mina : your butt looks fantastic in those pants
Gumball: thanks :3
mina : no problem , do you mind if i touch it
Gumball: go ahead.
(mina fondles gumball's butt cheeks)
Gumball: ^ ^ hey, why not S*x even.
mina : you , wanna have sex , with me
Gumball: yeah sure, if you want the real deal *flirty look*
(mina drools a little)
mina : excuse me (runs off , screams with joy , then comes back) you just made my day
Gumball: I'm glad I did, now lets go do it where your father won't see
they both go off to a private place to do it*
nicole : where do they think they're going
richard : when ya gotta go , ya gotta go
(a cult member whacks richard and nicole on the heads)
Richard: you're going down!
Dracula: heh, unlikely
Nicole: we'll see about that :3
mina : this looks like a good spot
Gumball: yeah, a real good spot
they start doing it*
(mina pulls out a broken sword handle during it)
they continue doing it*
(a minute later)
Gumball: that was fun :D
mina : i know , say , how did the sword handle feel
Gumball: it felt ok
mina : i'm glad you liked it , and i'm glad i was able to pleasure you with it
Gumball: :3 *kisses her for first time for a while*
(mina picks gumball up , and carries him)
Gumball: ^ ^ heh, I'm like your groom
(mina and gumball return to the battlefield)
Gumball: ok were back.
nicole : just in time
dracula : yes , just in time for you to watch my supreme triumph
Gumball: *jumps to Stab dracula in the heart*
(dracula smacks gumball away before he can stab him)
dracula : foolish mortal , you cannot outsmart me
Gumball: uhm, good point for now, anyway's, *turns to them * HEY, how do we out smart dracula*
nicole : it's no use , we'd need like a 10 foot stake to take him down
Gumball: hey, why not make one heh heh
anais : even if we tried , and that's a big IF , it would take at least 32 hours , and at the rate dracula is going at , the human race will be gone in 16 hours
Gumball: UGH, fine, then we'll give up
dracula : smart move , the age of vampires begins now
(gumball , in anger , throws his sword , which strikes dracula's heart)
dracula : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO (falls down a nearby cliff , and is impaled on the stalagmites at the bottom)
elizabeta : FATHER (turns to the wattersons and hisses)
loki : my son
(valkyries fly down from the sky , and take dracula's body , and take it with them back to the sky)
Gumball: he was annoying anyway's, I had to do it!
nicole : you just saved mankind
Gumball: yeah, someone had to do it, anyway's mina, you wanna go out for dinner sometime?
mina : YOU JUST KILLED MY FATHER , AND YOU'RE ASKING ME TO GO TO DINNER WITH YOU
Gumball: like I said, I had too, otherwise, we'd all be dead. . .
mina : no , YOU would've been dead , your whole race would've been dead
Gumball: oh, well I'm sorry.
elizabeta : your kind doesn't deserve to exist in this world anyway
anais : why are you getting preachy , dracula's the 1 that hated the human race , and he's gone now
elizabeta : we saw what they did to our mother , so we know what savages they are
Gumball: I know, he already told us, luckily that's the only thing we alway's remeber and learn.
elizabeta : and you just proved his point further by killing him
elizabeta : don't worry , you all will have plenty of time to think about it where you're going
(elizabeta and mina hiss at the wattersons)
Gumball: well if your not intrested in me anymore then FINE *starts trying to stab them too*
mina : YOU WANT A FEUD , YOU'VE GOT 1
they attack them*
(as the wattersons and the vampire sisters battle , mina sees gumball turning around , and enters a trance , but elizabeta hits her in the back of the head , snapping her back to reality)
elizabeta : HEY , get your head in the game
mina : right , of course , um , what were we talking about again
elizabeta : must you get this way around boys
mina : i can't help it
they attack her more*
(mina continues staring at gumball)
elizabeta : ehem
mina : what , oh , sorry
Gumball: still staring at me? you hate now don't you? *fights her*
mina : oh , i can't stay mad at you
elizabeta : UNBELIEVABLE , HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT HE KILLED OUR DAD
mina : i don't care anymore
Gumball: oh, then you forgive me?
mina : of course , you're just too good looking
elizabeta : well , i don't , you killed our father , and as for you , mina , you've always been a annoying pain in the a** , but this time , you have gone too far
Gumball: oh, well ok elizabeth, hey mina, lets beat your sister up!
Mina: my thoughts exactly, (to elizabeta) hey sis , you've always been a big bore to me
Elizabeta: WHY YOU LITTLE (hisses)
they both try to stab her in the heart*
elizabeta : YOU TRAITOR (grabs mina by the throat) i thought we were sisters (takes 1 of gumball's stakes) (to the wattersons) 1 MORE STEP , AND MINA KICKS THE BUCKET
Gumball: *backs up* k. . .gotta have you live mina. . .
darwin : pointing a wooden stake at 1 of our own , that's a low thing for a vampire to do
elizabeta : fine , you can take it then (throws the stake at darwin , killing him)
Gumball: DARWIN, ELIZABETH, YOU'VE GONE WAY TO FAR, YOU KILLED MY BEST FREIND
elizabeta : he would've killed you eventually , anyway
Gumball: SO, WE WOULD HAVE GOT HIM BACK TO NORMAL.
elizabeta : once somebody is turned into a vampire , there's no turning back , especially for me , mina , lucy , and our father , because we were born vampires
Gumball: FINE BUT YOUR STILL GOING TO HAVE TO DIE *throws sword at her heart*
(mina claws at elizabeta's face , and elizabeta releases her)
gumball then stabs eleizabeth in the heart*
elizabeta : i've failed you mother , and you , father
and she dies*
Gumball: my work here is done, come on Mina, lets go home
mina : you're letting me live with you
little girl : what about me and my brother , can we come too
Gumball: sure ^ ^
coach driver : not so fast , you still have to deal with me (hisses)
gumball then throws sword and coach drivers heart*
coach driver : OH COME ON
Gumball: heh heh
he drops dead*
Gumball: NOW my work here is done
nicole : what about the order of the dragon , what do we do about them
Gumball: the prisoners? we can save them. . .
anais : gumball , we already freed them
nicole : i was talking about the order of the dragon
Gumball: I don't know
richard : well , we've already killed dracula
(the wattersons look over , and find that the members of the order of the dragon are gone)
Gumball: their gone!
anais : must've lost hope
Gumball: . . .that sucks for them.
mina : dad promised them a place in his kingdom , but now that he's dead , and his kingdom never saw the light of day , they see no point in continuing
Gumball: oh, I feel bad for them, I guess we can go after them and help them
anais : nah , let 'em go , they're no threat to any1 now
Gumball: ok, then I guess we will go home anyways
everyone goes home*
(meanwhile , in transylvania , there is a dried flower on a hill)
(flashback to 106 years ago , in 1910 , on that same hill , dracula , mina sr. , and the girls , are together , mina and lucy are playing together , and dracula , elizabeta , and mina sr. , are walking together , then all 5 of them sit together)
mina sr. : it's getting really late , honey , should we go home
dracula : no , let's just stay here for a little while
(the family holds eachother , and watches the sunset)
[ the end ]